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What kind of collective asshole would a family have to be to know and not leave to give you time to fix yourself up? His little face just dropped when he saw me sitting there topless with chocolate melted all over my boobs and my newborn daughter's head.

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He liked me a lot but just wasn't ready to accept that his little girl was starting to grow up. They finally headed to the kitchen to put the groceries away- but it had to have been the worst 5 minutes of my life. Once I got the car going I packed up and kept heading south. Retrieved December 7,

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